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released August 19, 2011

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The Beatle Bronies Washington, D.C.

We had an idea: What if we take My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and mix it with the Beatles?

The result was 20% cooler than we could have ever imagined!

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Track Name: Blank Flank
Lyrics Written By: 'S

Here come old blank-flank, he come trottin up slowly
He got big-blue eyeball, he one lonely pony
He got hair down into a goatee
Got to be a donkey, he just do what he please

'Buck me'...'Buck me'

He wear no dresses, he got patchy overalls
He got zebra hooves, he shoot Rainbow Juice,
He say "I know you, you think it's tragic"
But one thing I can tell you is that Friendship is Magic

In the garden... right now...rake-in leaves.

'Buck me' ... 'Buck me'

He cleans the garden, he got floppy workhat
He got carrot sidetracked, he one gala ticket
He got hooves down below his knee
Trapped him a box, Fluttershy is displeased

In the garden...right now...rake-in leaves

He shovel-digger, he got early warning
He got muddy clothes, he one anger sparker
He say "I'm the one, whistlin' to the trees.."
Got to be rough-looking 'cause he's so hard to see

In the garden...right now...rake-in leaves
Track Name: Something
Lyrics Written by: Hoofert

Something in the animation,
Attracts me like no other program.
Something in the way their manes bounce.
I want to keep watching now,
Never thought I'd love ponies, wow.

Something in those awesome jokes,
Reminds me how I love this program.
Something in the manly humor.
I want to keep watching now,
Never thought I'd love ponies, wow.

You're asking me why I love it so,
I don't know, I don't know.
Tune in The Hub, your love may show,
But I don't know, I don't know.

Something in the cast of 6,
Reminds me good exists in this world.
Something 'bout this show has me transfixed.
I want to keep watching now.
Never thought I'd love ponies, wow.
Track Name: Derpy's Iron Anvil
Lyrics Written By: 'S and Cassonade

Twilight's quizzical; Studies magi-physical
Science in the home
Late nights all alone with opuscules.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Quite unsettlin Pinkie Pie's meddlin
Starts to take its toll
The strangeness of it all makes Twilight groan

But as her tail a-twitches two times
they shout look out for

Bang! Bang! Derpy's Iron Anvil
Came down upon her head.
Clang! Clang! Derpy's Iron Anvil
Put her straight into bed

Back in town again Pinkie gets a sign again.
Twilight gets annoyed.
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant
Sce, e, e, ene,

Pinkie's trapped inside, Twlight wants to read her mind
So science is done
Twlilight thinks she's won but it's just not so

Cos when she turns her back on the girl
Spike comes back in time

Bang! Bang! Derpy's Iron Anvil
Came down upon her head.
Clang! Clang! Derpy's Iron Anvil
Put her straight into bed

The hydra, four-in-one said, "We've caught a silly one."
Twilight stands alone
Charging forward ties all their necks up
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Pinkie says that's starter stuff, Twilight Sparkle's had enough
She bursts into flame
(Rapidash appears)
She gives up the chase and goes with the flow

At Twilight's as a new day begins
look who's got a hat

Bang! Bang! Derpy's Iron Anvil
Came down upon her head.
Clang! Clang! Derpy's Iron Anvil
Put her straight into bed
Track Name: Because
Lyrics Written By: Hoofert

Because Equestria's grand, I love this land
Because Equestria's grand...aaaaaahhhhhh

Because Cloudsdale is high it blows my mind
Because Cloudsdale is high......aaaaaaaahhhh

Friendship's light, friendship's magic
Friendship's night, friendship's tragic

Because Ponyville's nice, it makes me cry
Because Ponyville's nice.......aaaaaaaahhhh

Aaaaahhhhhhhhhh....
Track Name: You Never Give Us Our Cutie
Lyrics Written By: Hoofert and Poni1Kenobi

You never give us our cutie
You only give us our disappointment
And in the middle of us wanting something
We break down

We never give you our suffering
We only tell you our situation
And in the middle of the conversation
We break down

Off the schoolhouse, at class end
I see no future, for me and my friends
All our hope is gone, nowhere to go

Our cuite marks are what we lack
Every morning, turning back
A bare empty flank, nowhere to go

But oh, that magic feeling, nowhere to go
Oh, that magic feeling
Nowhere to go
Nowhere to go

One sweet dream
Tryin' to earn our marks, is harder than it seems
But soon our dream, it will come true
Look up and smile and wipe that tear away
One sweet dream...will come true... someday
Come true...someday
Come true...someday...yes it will
One two three four five six seven,
All good fillies go to Heaven
Track Name: Mean 'Ol Gilda / Everfree Mare / She Came Across the Schoolhouse Doorstep
Lyrics Written By: Hoofert, 'S, and Poni1Kenobi

Mean Ol' Gilda struts in the park
Steals from apple carts trying to save some bits
Scares Granny Smith with her tail
Makes Fluttershy Run, cry, and flail
Hates lame ponies and flip-flops for real
Such a mean old gryphon
Such a mean old gryphon

Her old friend Dash clears clouds up top
She never stops, she's a go-getter
Gilda waits around in the park
Pinkie sees her humor is dark
Gilda shouts an obscene remark
Such a dirty old gryphon
Such a dirty old gryphon

Well you should see Everfree mare
She's so wild-looking but she talks like a ham
Well you should see her in town dressed in her Everfree mask
Yes you should see Everfree mare.
Yeah yeah yeah

Get a dose of her in brown-hood and stripes
She's poison-joker when she's dressed to fright
She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the Ville"
Yes you could say she was very oddly built.
Yeah yeah yeah.

She came across the schoolhouse doorstep
With her friend Silver Spoon
But now she looks at her flank and wonders
"Did I get, my cuite mark to soon?"

Didn't anypony tell her?
Didn't anypony see?
Sunday's trotting down Monday,
Tuesday's trotting up to me

She said she might become dancer
Or work a restaurant serving hay.
And now it seems she knows the answer
Well she knew but she could not say.

So then she 'came the jewler's student
And spent her time there on the job
And now her mark has given her the answer
Well, she knew that it was here to stay

Didn't anypony tell her?
Didn't anypony see?
Sunday's trotting down to Monday,
Tuesday's trotting up to me
Oh yeah.
Track Name: Golden Slumbers / Carry That Weight / The End
Written By: Poni1Kenobi

Once there was a time, you were much nicer (cheezy, needs better part here)
Once there was a time, you called this home
Now you sleep in that moon up in the sky
So I will sing a lullabye

Golden slumbers fill your eyes
Smiles awake you when you rise
Sleep pretty darling do not cry
And I will sing a lullabye

Now there is today, you've get back homeward
Now there is today, you've come back home
Now I see the kindness in your eye
So I will sing a Lullabye

Carry that Weight

Girl, you're gonna carry that weight
You've carried that weight a long time
Girl, you're gonna carry that weight
You've carried that weight a long time

I never gave you up, sister
You been away for some generations
And during every sun celebration
I break down

Girl, you're gonna carry that weight
You've carried that weight a long time
Girl, you're gonna carry that weight
You've carried that weight a long time

Oh, Yeah! All Right!
Are you going to be in my dreams tonight!

And in the end,
The love you take,
Is equal to the love,
you make.